River Says

This kid.

He keeps us constantly laughing. His favorite insult is to call someone a Peanut Butter Jelly Head. He loves to taunt us just so we will chase him down and tickle him. He is the sweetest, happiest child I have ever known. 

And of course, he often says the funniest things. 

River: Mom, did you know Special Agent Oso can jungle?

Me: Jungle? 

River: Yeah, it where he has 3 cans and he throws them in a circle. 

Me: Oh juggle!

River: Yeah, juggle

Me: How was school? Were you nice to everyone on the playground?

River: Yeah, I didn't lose my dignity.

Me: Your what?

River: My dignity. When I don't do my job I lose my dignity.

Movie ticket lady: Here is your tickets, enjoy your show!

River: My Dads not with us.

Movie ticket lady: Oh, where is he?

River: He is dead.

Me (horrified): River! That is not true, you don't just say stuff like that!

Movie ticket lady looks wide eyed as we walk away.

Just a typical day with the very imaginative little boy!

K’Lynn